alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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burgrs:

burgrs:

in 7th grade a girl told me i could have her bag of corn chips if i dated her for a week and ate spaghetti with her during lunch

yes i dated her are u fukcing stupid i love corn chips holy shit

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poopflow:

When I die turn my ashes into a text post

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